Crap Damn!

So Pretty Teacher is going to DC this weekend. I want her to go the see all of the First Lady's Inaugural Ball Gowns but the dang museum is closed for renovation. She doesn't even get to see Kermie!

Oh well, there is plenty more to see. Like:

Scandal Sites
Watering holes located in dens of iniquity include the Watergate, Jefferson Hotel (Dick Morris), Pentagon City Ritz-Carlton (Marv Albert) and the Westin Hotel (the former Vista of Marion "Bitch set me up!" Barry infamy).

The Day The Earth Stood Still
The film locations for this sci-fi classic at the Ellipse and over by Meridian Park.

National Museum of Health and Medicine
at Walter Reed Army Medical Center
In true Victorian interest for the mysterious and macabre, this museum was originally housed on the National Mall amidst the Smithsonian grandeur but was moved off site to make way for the classier Hirschhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden.They do have the bullet that assassinated Lincoln and you can touch a real brain or view the stomach-shaped hairball surgically removed from inside a 12-year-old girl!

Sounds like my kind of trip! Not so much for Pretty Teacher.

Did she or didn't she?

So, Pretty Girl was waiting soooo impatiently for the new Tinkerbell movie to come out. I even texted her yesterday to proclaim it was "Tinkerbell Tuesday." She texted back that she was soooo excited and that she wanted to go buy it. So, my question is this - Did she buy or didn't she buy it? She never told me.

OMG!

God, I am so sick of the political ads. I can't wait for this election to be over! Then maybe we can all go back to our lives. I can't retire now cuz my IRA is practically empty so I have to work the rest of my life. What a depressing thought.

Here's a thought: If Dan Saban wins the race against Arpaio will he have a hard time wrangling in all those deputies? Do you think the pink underwear will go away? And the chain gangs? Hmmmm...

So, get out and vote. If you don't, don't come cryin' to me!

Voter Responsibility - Round 2

Did you watch the debate? I saw parts of it. Don't make me relive it. As I said in my last post I listen to NPR. I'm convinced that they go out and try to find the most stupid people to interview. Like the man that said he was voting for McCain because Sarah Palin is like a breath of fresh air. Good reason. Or the man that said he would vote for Obama because he doesn't have a problem with black people anymore. He used to but he works with "colored" people (his words, I swear) and he used to not like them but thinks they are ok now. People, you can't make this stuff up!

I guess there is nothing anyone can do about the stupidity of people. Maybe I'll just write in Tina Fey for VP.