I Am Catwoman

So, I had some downtime from work last week. I was wondering what I would do with all my free time since I didn't even try to kid myself and think that I would accomplish things around the house. Turns out I didn't need to worry about such things. In actuality, I had a "procedure" (it took me awhile to write the word procedure with quotes around it because my hands automatically left the keyboard and did air quotes).

Well, the "procedure" (yep, did air quotes again!) went terribly wrong and for a couple days I looked like Cat Woman. No, not the Batman character but this woman (only I was not so lucky in the lips department):























I just want to assure you that no sharp instruments were used in my "procedure" (air quotes again). I did not have a face lift. If I could afford one I would in a heartbeat. What it did do, including the part where it went wrong, was make me think that I am too vain and I should accept myself for who I am. Yeah, I think that's stupid too!

Back to the down time. I have to tell you guys that I became an expert at Angry Birds. That's right. If you recall, my last post was about how I was worried about being addicted to it. Well, I'm not so worried about that now cuz I ROCK AT IT!!! Maybe five days to perfect my style is a long time but, hey, I'm old when you think about technology. It takes me longer to figure stuff out. So now I'm looking into Angry Bird Tourneys. Oh yeah! I'm there!

Another thing I found out is that hulu plus sucks! It's just like hulu, a whole lot of stuff no one watched the first time. I did watch several episodes of hoarders. I have to say it was compelling. Most importantly, I determined I'm not a hoarder. I was wondering if I was, but I still won't let those professional organizers near my attic.

What Have I Done?

I finally got a smart phone. It was just after Thanksgiving and I walked into my cell phone provider's store to see when my contract was up. Now, you must know, I was perfectly happy having a phone that I only had calling and texting on. I didn't need all that fancy stuff. But, when I walked out of the store I had a brand new smart phone. I actually told the guy he was a very good sales associate because I typically don't fall for sales pitches but I couldn't resist the shiny, black, smaller and thinner than my current phone, contraption.

As time went on I got used to using it. I hadn't really downloaded any apps since I'm a simple person and didn't feel I needed any. Then, two days ago, I downloaded.......wait for it.........























ANGRY BIRDS!!!! What was I thinking! This is the most addicting thing I have come across since I completed boot rehab (remember last year when I kept buying boots for no good reason other to have a lot of pairs of boots?)!

I'm seriously considering de-installing it. I'm sure I will once I've played all the different versions. I'm getting pretty good at it and I want to beat my highest score before I give up. And then there's always Angry Birds Rio. Kinda curious about that. I'm sure I can handle it.














Do you think there is an Angry Birds rehab?