Crap Damn!

So Pretty Teacher is going to DC this weekend. I want her to go the see all of the First Lady's Inaugural Ball Gowns but the dang museum is closed for renovation. She doesn't even get to see Kermie!

Oh well, there is plenty more to see. Like:

Scandal Sites
Watering holes located in dens of iniquity include the Watergate, Jefferson Hotel (Dick Morris), Pentagon City Ritz-Carlton (Marv Albert) and the Westin Hotel (the former Vista of Marion "Bitch set me up!" Barry infamy).

The Day The Earth Stood Still
The film locations for this sci-fi classic at the Ellipse and over by Meridian Park.

National Museum of Health and Medicine
at Walter Reed Army Medical Center
In true Victorian interest for the mysterious and macabre, this museum was originally housed on the National Mall amidst the Smithsonian grandeur but was moved off site to make way for the classier Hirschhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden.They do have the bullet that assassinated Lincoln and you can touch a real brain or view the stomach-shaped hairball surgically removed from inside a 12-year-old girl!

Sounds like my kind of trip! Not so much for Pretty Teacher.

Did she or didn't she?

So, Pretty Girl was waiting soooo impatiently for the new Tinkerbell movie to come out. I even texted her yesterday to proclaim it was "Tinkerbell Tuesday." She texted back that she was soooo excited and that she wanted to go buy it. So, my question is this - Did she buy or didn't she buy it? She never told me.

OMG!

God, I am so sick of the political ads. I can't wait for this election to be over! Then maybe we can all go back to our lives. I can't retire now cuz my IRA is practically empty so I have to work the rest of my life. What a depressing thought.

Here's a thought: If Dan Saban wins the race against Arpaio will he have a hard time wrangling in all those deputies? Do you think the pink underwear will go away? And the chain gangs? Hmmmm...

So, get out and vote. If you don't, don't come cryin' to me!

Voter Responsibility - Round 2

Did you watch the debate? I saw parts of it. Don't make me relive it. As I said in my last post I listen to NPR. I'm convinced that they go out and try to find the most stupid people to interview. Like the man that said he was voting for McCain because Sarah Palin is like a breath of fresh air. Good reason. Or the man that said he would vote for Obama because he doesn't have a problem with black people anymore. He used to but he works with "colored" people (his words, I swear) and he used to not like them but thinks they are ok now. People, you can't make this stuff up!

I guess there is nothing anyone can do about the stupidity of people. Maybe I'll just write in Tina Fey for VP.

Vote Responsibly

It's taken me a long time to post, mostly because I want to rant about the election. I keep going back and forth about should I put my political views out there or leave them to myself. I decided to rant (what a surprise) because most of the people that I know read this feel the same way I do. Let's start with Republican Vice Presidential candidate. I'll probably end with her because I can't bring myself to talk about a man that describes himself as a maverick. Right!

So, this hockey Mom from Alaska. It doesn't matter where she's from. What matters most to me is that people claim they will vote for her for the most ridiculous reasons. I listen to NPR most days and they go around interviewing people on the issues. They interview women on who they would vote for. One woman said she would vote for Palin because she is sick of people picking on her. Yeah, that's a great reason! Another woman said she would vote for Palin because she isn't sure Obama is ready for the White House. Right, like Palin is and besides, that is also a stupid reason to vote for her.

How stupid are these people? What ever happened to doing the research and voting for the candidate who supports the issues you do. Good god! Wake up people!

How Embarrassing!

I watched the premier episode of 90210. No, I'm not ashamed. Why wouldn't I check it out, like I did Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill, which were, by the way, fabulous! But back to 90210. How embarrassing for the actors, producers, director, and creators. Here's what's wrong:


1. The high school kids don't look high school age or even close.

2. There was a commercial about every 5 minutes (sometimes every 3 minutes).

3. Some of the commercials were promoting that 90210 starts in the fall (huh?).

4. The acting is horrible.

5. Jessica Walters wasn't believable as a drunk (how hard is it to slur words?).

6. Brenda Walsh is fat (yeah, I know, it's petty, so sue me!).

7. The acting is horrible.

8. I don't care how rich you are, you don't take a date to San Fran for dinner on Daddy's jet on a school night.

9. Linda Gray has the same botox scary look that she did on Dallas.

10. Did I mention the acting is horrible?

Will I watch in again? What do you think?

Bad Boys

I have a lot of favorite shows but my all time favorite is Cops. Ask Pretty Girl or Pretty Teacher, they'll tell you. I don't think they are proud of the fact, but they know.

So tonight I couldn't have been more surprised to find out that Cops is celebrating their 20th season. Oh my god, have I really been watching for that long? I have friends that aren't even that old. They had a "Best of" episode on, which was fantastic. Here is my favorite exchange of the "Best of" episode (I'm sure you had to be there to fully appreciate it):

First Girl to Cop: I want my $20 back. She said she was going to buy me crack with it and all she gave me was dry wall.
Second Girl to Cop (indignant): I ain't no drug dealer. I'm a prostitute!

I know, it's your favorite show too.