Mother Effer!!!

Let me just say that I will alieanate ( or however the hell you spell it) several people with this entry.

Okay, with that said...

eff, eff, eff ,eff, eff, eff, eff ( I wish I had the guts to say fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!)

I freekin washed my cell phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was at some friend's for dinner and we spent the majority of the evening outside so I had my cell phone in my pocket. I came home and decide to finish the laundry and threw my jeans in the wash. When I went to throw the load in the dryer, there was my cell phone....in the washing machine. God dammit!!! Dead as a doornail, whatever the hell that means!

I can't tell you how pissed I am, especially since I am having a hellava time typing on Pretty Girl's laptop trying to tell you this tale. I hope you all feel sorry of me cuz if you don't, I hate all of you!

I guess I will go to T-Mobile tomorrow to see what will happen. Sounds expensive to me. So if you call me and I don't answer, you'll know why.

I HATE EVERYONE (except you, of course!)

Movies from my Christmas Vacation

I saw some pretty awesome movies while on vacation. I wanted to see more but didn't think I needed anymore popcorn. I can't see a movie without popcorn, it's just wrong. Thank god Harkin's now has coke products cuz there's nothing worse than fantastic movie theater popcorn and diet pepsi!

First, Fred Clause. Don't be so judgemental. This was a great holiday movie. Very funny. I didin't even feel self consious being the only person in the theater over 30 without young children. I'm more confident than that. Whitney went with me and she liked it too. It was fun to hear the little girls behind us giggle.

Next, I Am Legend. Oh my god, scaaaaarrrrryyyyy! I didn't read the book so don't tell me the movie was different. Aren't they always? Will Smith is fantastict but I have to tell you, if I knew how scary this movie was before I went to it I'm not sure I would have gone.


Then I saw The Great Debaters. This movie was very good. I don't know what else to say except you have to see it. Denzel, Forrest and the students are awesome.


Last but not least is Juno. This movie was very funny as well as sad. It's about a 16 year old girl that gets pregnant and decides to give the baby up for adoption. Great cast, especially the girl who plays Juno.


Oh, I almost forgot, I also saw Charlie Wilson's War. This was a good movie but it made me feel stupid because I never new any of this went on. Yes, it's base on a true story. Julia Roberts was fantastic.

That's it for now folks. I'll get more cranky as time goes on. I haven't been back out into the world for very long since my vacation so I'm not pissed off about anything yet. Give it time!

What I Did on My Christmas Vacation!

Well, it's been a while hasn't it. I was on vacation, which I usually only take at Christmas. I started my vacation with a trip to downtown Phoenix to see the Nutcracker. We always wanted to see the Phoenix Symphany's version so we splurged this year. It was fantastic!




One word on Christmas Cards - Has it become ok to not sign them? What the hell!! I don't care if you send me the letter that brags about your kids. I've done it but I always signed the letter. Even if you get your cards imprinted at least write a little note so I can think that you sent the card to me. Jeez!

We had a wonderful Christmas morning with lots of gifts. Then we went to see the baby. He's soooo cute!


There was a lot of partying going on. Don't ask for all the details, I don't remember!






Wow! That led for a couple of rough mornings. There were other parties but I can talk about them in order to protect the innocent.

So all in all I had a pretty good vacation. We were very busy most of the time but we did get to laze around a bit. So now all that's left is to gather up all my tax crap and hope for the best.

More later...

Thorn in the Crown

Ok, folks. This Writer's strike sucks. There is NOTHING to watch. Those of you who know me, and/or pay attention, know that I don't have cable so my limited choices are narrowing down to nothing. Although, last night was entertaining. I watched "Crowned, the Mother of all Pageants." This was really something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I shouldn't be supporting such rediculousness but hey, blame the Writers, not me. If they weren't on strike I would have been watching less mindnumbing TV.

This show is about Mother/Daughter duos competing for $100,000. This seems so stupid to me. I wouldn't do it for less than a million. The best part is one of the judges is Carson Kressley, you know, the Queer Eye guy. These Mothers and Daughters are so clueless. One couple plays on the kidney transplant the Mom had a couple years ago. Please, get over it already. She seemed fine while she was drinking champagne!

I really don't think I will be able to stomach many more episodes. I will, however, watch it one more time. After all, it's the only thing on Sundays. What happened to "Amazing Race?"

Road Rage Revisited

Before I get started on my latest episode of road rage, let me say two things first. Firstly, I want to say that this is my tree. Isn't it pretty? It's fake (duh!).






Secondly, I wanted to say that Pretty Girl and I went to Magdalena's graduation last night. She got her Masters. I bet she thinks she's better than me now. Well, she is so I need to just get over it. We took the Grinch with us and a little boy wanted him. I know what you're thinking - "Why did he want it?" Cuz I kept taunting him with it, why do you think? Yeah, that's right. In true Christmas spirit I was showing him how cool it would be to have a Grinch but not letting him touch it. Oh well, with some therapy he'll get over it.


Ok, now on to the road rage. I guess it's not truely road rage but I did want to hurt someone. Why is it that when you are trying to get somewhere everyone on the road knows this and tries to mess with you? No, I'm not egocentric, just paranoid. Pretty Girl and I were driving south on Rural heading home from Magdalena's graduation. Why is it that the public, for the first time, decided that Rural wasn't a racetrack and at that moment decided to go 35 mph? Oh my god people, the posted speed limit is 45 and we all know that that is just a suggestion. Every other time the public is driving 55 or faster. Hey, Pretty Girl had practice, we had to get home. I told her that this is why I live close to work. If I had to commute downtown everyday I would be hanging out of my car and shaking my fist at the drivers explaining to them that they don't know how to drive. I'm telling ya, if everyone drove like me there wouldn't be any traffic jams. Really, I'm a good driver. No, really I am!

nuff said

There is nothing more I can say...

All I want for Christmas is...

Janis!

Really, that's all. Whitney and I went to see a movie yesterday and saw this commercial before the film started:



I want that little girl. How cute is she? So cute. What's cuter than Janice? Nothing!